“I think you just used that as an excuse to touch my boobs.” – Michelle “I haven’t even sketched one singe thing today.” – Sonjia “I wish I would have dressed a little better.” – Michelle I have to catch up on Downton Abbey…where the fashion is much better. At this point, I’ve seen enough and have to turn it off. Then a stupid wedding on the runway ensues on the spot? Who the hell would get married by Alyssa Milano on Project Runway? Obviously nobody since the bridesmaids are models, all the designers are in the same clothes and what appears to be a father of the bride or groom is wearing a polo shirt. Fabio was warned last week he needed to bring it this week and because he didn’t, he’s out – even though it is Michelle who is almost axed. Georgina calls him out on this and Isaac’s head is about to explode. Fabio – Even though this is my personal favorite, there are obvious problems with the construction. Issac hates how long it is and when it is hiked up the dress is almost acceptable. Michelle – Cat is buying what Michelle is selling which is a photographic neckline, but Alyssa thinks the neckline looks vulgar and the hem looks like it belongs in a circus. He absolutely hates this dress, but Cat says she would wear it, so he’s safe. BOTTOM THREE Dmitry – Most of the judges agree his dress is OK, but Isaac again says what we are all thinking this runway sucks. Sonjia – Ridiculously Alyssa is nuts over this stupid dress (figures) and Georgina seems fine with it, but its Isaac that finally says what we are thinking it’s not very good. The “wedding” dress designer basically wins out of default. The other judges feel it meets the versatility requirement. The lace at the neckline is a nice touch and Cat appreciates that the dress is flattering. TOP TWO Helen – Her dress is deemed the best of a sad lot. Joining Georgina, Isaac, and Alyssa is guest judge Cat Deeley (who is she?). Franky I’m finding all of the dresses subpar, but let’s see what the judges have to say. Of course there is praise for Sonjia’s simple, seen-a-hundred-times-before dress. I’m a sucker for a British accent) Edward Chapman. Zanna comes through the workroom for her critiques with Marchesa CEO (and Georgina’s hot brother. She doesn’t sketch anyway so she figures she will just get inspired once she gets to Mood. All except Sonjia who is having a mental block. The designers start to sketch predictable designs. I hate all things wedding related so I already don’t care for this challenge. The winner will get a diamond ring from the (of course) Marchesa ring collection and and two front-row seats to Marchesa’s next fashion show and backstage access. The designers have a budget of $150 and one day to work. Now THAT would be another first, a bridesmaid dress that can actually be worn again? Um, yeah. The designers must design a bridesmaid dress that fits in with the Marchesa aesthetic and is also suitable for other events. But SURPRISE, her wedding is tomorrow and she does not have her bridesmaid’s dresses? Um, yeah. Right? Anyway, aside from Alyssa and Georgina the designers meet Marchesa co-founder Keren Craig and Dana, a bridal client who already has her Marchesa wedding gown. Alyssa informs them she is going to perform a wedding on the runway – a Project Runway first! No, I think a first will be when she (finally) gives birth on the runway. When the final 5 designers arrive at Georgina Chapman’s Marchesa bridal studio, you just know what is going down.
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